9,004 things lyssa-jayne likes Explore more popular stuff on Tumblr →
-
parisianmorningsmoroccannights reblogged thyanswerbe42
I said this at work yesterday when I kinda cut my finger
Loading... -
seeithroughmyeyes reblogged whoiswatchingthedoor
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
Perfect parent.
This man is just perfect.
Loading... -
wokeninvain reblogged ghost-with-the-most-beetlejuice
Rest in Peace, Bettie Page. I know you had a difficult relationship with your past and your psyche, but you were a representation of the way the world was changing, and you will be remembered.
Loading... -
wokeninvain reblogged imhislittlekitten
“Daddyyyyy it’s time to get up!”
“mmm”
“Daddy you’ve been sleepin all day! Play with me!”
“unnhm”
“I’m warnin you! I dont have any clothes on either!”
*groaning and pulling pillow over head*
*pounces and wiggles*
pulling pillow off head “you’re not gonna stop are you?”
“Nope. Nope nope nope.”
“I could think of worse ways to be woken up” flips her under him in one swift move kissing her roughly.It would be criminal to replace this caption.
Loading... -
wokeninvain reblogged daddys-whorecrux
Better. “Faster, Daddy!” was getting rather bossy, brat. When I want to go faster, I’ll fucking go faster. Don’t let the ball gag stop you from making noise, though, especially when I climb on top and shove my fat cock in this sloppy cunt.
Loading... -
best-of-funny reblogged humoristics
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
Loading...
